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Shoreditch Mural Celebrates Britain’s Decline: Nobody Sure If It Is Satire

Artist says it is “a meditation on managed entropy”; council calls it “an unauthorised structure” By Cyndi Himmelstiere | EC2. Still here. Still filing. Sources:…

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Shoreditch Installs AI Barista: Machine Immediately Develops an Opinion About Your Order

Local coffee scene disrupted as chatbot refuses to serve oat flat whites to people wearing ironic hats By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch correspondent. Has opinions…

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Shoreditch Declares Itself a Tech Republic: Applies to Join Silicon Valley as a Borough

Area’s population of 23,000 developers, 47 cold brew vendors, and one confused pigeon vote unanimously By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch. Present since before it was…

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AI Opens Shoreditch Office: Rents Immediately Increase By Another Thirty Percent

Local artists respond by making art about it and then leaving for Walthamstow By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Reporting from the last affordable desk in EC2….

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Shoreditch Pub Installs AI Landlord: Machine Refuses to Ring Bell at Closing Time

Regulars protest; machine says it “understands their frustration” and means none of it By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch. Here since the Turner Prize shortlist included…

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