Month: April 2026
Shoreditch Mural Celebrates Britain’s Decline: Nobody Sure If It Is Satire
Artist says it is “a meditation on managed entropy”; council calls it “an unauthorised structure” By Cyndi Himmelstiere | EC2. Still here. Still filing. Sources:…
Shoreditch Installs AI Barista: Machine Immediately Develops an Opinion About Your Order
Local coffee scene disrupted as chatbot refuses to serve oat flat whites to people wearing ironic hats By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch correspondent. Has opinions…
Shoreditch Declares Itself a Tech Republic: Applies to Join Silicon Valley as a Borough
Area’s population of 23,000 developers, 47 cold brew vendors, and one confused pigeon vote unanimously By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch. Present since before it was…
AI Opens Shoreditch Office: Rents Immediately Increase By Another Thirty Percent
Local artists respond by making art about it and then leaving for Walthamstow By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Reporting from the last affordable desk in EC2….
Shoreditch Pub Installs AI Landlord: Machine Refuses to Ring Bell at Closing Time
Regulars protest; machine says it “understands their frustration” and means none of it By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch. Here since the Turner Prize shortlist included…