Month: April 2026
Shoreditch: Where the Robo-Taxis Come to Be Judged
Cyndi Himmelstiere on East London’s autonomous taxi problem and the neighbourhood’s verdict From Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Cyndi Himmelstiere, Shoreditch. The neighbourhood that…
Shoreditch Mural Celebrates Britain’s Decline: Nobody Sure If It Is Satire
Artist says it is “a meditation on managed entropy”; council calls it “an unauthorised structure” By Cyndi Himmelstiere | EC2. Still here. Still filing. Sources:…
Shoreditch Declares Itself a Tech Republic: Applies to Join Silicon Valley as a Borough
Area’s population of 23,000 developers, 47 cold brew vendors, and one confused pigeon vote unanimously By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch. Present since before it was…
AI Opens Shoreditch Office: Rents Immediately Increase By Another Thirty Percent
Local artists respond by making art about it and then leaving for Walthamstow By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Reporting from the last affordable desk in EC2….
Shoreditch Pub Installs AI Landlord: Machine Refuses to Ring Bell at Closing Time
Regulars protest; machine says it “understands their frustration” and means none of it By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch. Here since the Turner Prize shortlist included…
Shoreditch Installs AI Barista: Machine Immediately Develops an Opinion About Your Order
Local coffee scene disrupted as chatbot refuses to serve oat flat whites to people wearing ironic hats By Cyndi Himmelstiere | Shoreditch correspondent. Has opinions…





